Holy Wood: The J. Goldblum Contingency Plan

“Congratulations, ah, Extra. You have been presented with the greatest … of opportunities. 

Our multi-dimensional teleportation, uh, system (FLUX) has been hijacked by an unknown organisation, unleashing, mm … releasing the results of our peaceful scientific studies throughout time and space. ARTIFEGGS and EGGSPERIMENTS alike are ravaging our outposts in every conceivable timeline. Many, ah, uh, Holy Wood Stars have evacuated, leaving the unspoken heroes — Employees, Stagehands and, yes, even Extras, ah, like you — behind with an important mission.

You hold the fate of every reality in your hands.

Stay tuned to this frequency for updates.”

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A short one level demo from an first person shooter collectathon project due to be completed by next century. Bug test only, feedback welcomed. For fans of Crypt Worlds, The Fantabulous Game (Fantaria: The Quest for Sausage), Scrib's Adventure, LSD Dream Emulator and Eggular Game, also known as the egglikes.

Known Issues:

- Mouse sensitivity slider is hardly functional.

- Double jump didn't cooperate. Hold to jump higher.

- Dialogue boxes may become stuck. Jumping will release you from their wrath (the next button's actual trigger is not quite aligned with the NEXT button.

- Mantling may sometimes be possible where it should not be.

- Crouch must be held otherwise you'll become stuck in tighter spaces.

- Melee is for looks only.

- Door in the Garbage Room cannot be opened, but I removed clipping, so you can proceed through.

- Mr Spook Cube pathing is borked. He is intended to path around and cause damage if touched.

- The Basement is unfinished, but keep moving forward.

- The Basement Secret is missing, but does count towards the final score.

- The Vents are untextured.

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